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29 May 2010 @ 01:47 pm
I am sure many of us remember that fateful day during the summer of 2009 when 2NE1 had their no make up face pictures leaked.

Upon much scruntiny, there was some realization of the similarities between 2PM's leadja and CL's no make up face. While at first this was just speculation, upon hindsight, there was realization that this matter had to be looked upon with more detail.

Thus, investigations were put into face which included over-use of Google Images and morphthing.com where an image of Park Jaybeom and CL was then morphed together.
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29 March 2010 @ 11:35 am

 
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28 February 2010 @ 09:12 pm



It was brought to our attention that in the last post here on kpop_getdown exposing U-Kiss as a band of women, we forgot to add Eli to the list.

Then it was brought to our attention that Eli belongs to an alien race that seems to have infiltrated the k-pop industry and includes SHINee's Minho, a race that has been found to have no gender.

We're shocked too.

Any information following will be reported immediately.

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18 February 2010 @ 09:22 pm

U-Kiss, the boy band behind the song Man Man Ha Ni and Bingeul Bingeul have benefited and grown from their dark, manly image. These men who have so enticingly seduced girls with their fiery good looks, have captured the hearts of the preteens who so follow them. However, our sources have found something very shocking.

U-Kiss are actually girls.
 
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21 January 2010 @ 08:07 pm

Dino Jjong says:

he is? wffffff

KEY KIBUM says:

you wouldn't know, of course~

Dino Jjong says:

well no, i get the feeling that minho doesn't want me around when he's with taeminnie

Jinki says:

Did I get it wrong? o.o

KEY KIBUM says:

Jjong, well duh,  you're always creeping Taemin...

And yes Jinki hyung, you did.

Jinki says:

kfjddfyou called me hyung

And .. why

KEY KIBUM says:

Why.. what

Jinki says:

why did I get it wrong D8

Dino Jjong says:

LOLOLO

KEY KIBUM says:

Jinki.. I don't want to explain it to you.

You'll just get confused and ask Minho what I mean by that.

And you definitely do not want that.

Jinki says:

But. .. what would be wrong with asking Minho

KEY KIBUM says:

He'll have to show you why he's bigger than Jjong C:

Jinki says:

but I already know that Minho is bigger than Jjong ah. .. everyone can tell that, Minho's like a foot taller.

KEY KIBUM says:

I told you got it wrong?!?!!!

Dino Jjong says:

Hey D: <

KEY KIBUM says:

STFU JJONG

Dino Jjong says:

I'M NOT SHORT

Jinki says:

I DON'T GET IT DDD8

and yes Jjong ah you are short

KEY KIBUM says:

THEN GO ASK MINHO

Jinki says:

OK FINE I WILL

KEY KIBUM says:

GOOD.

Jinki says:

I will go find him

~*~FLAMING CHARISMA~*~ has entered the room
~*~FLAMING CHARISMA~*~
says:

What do you want, Jinki?

Jinki says:

Minho ah, Kibum says that you are bigger than Jjong ah

And I said that I knew because you are obviously taller, but Kibum said that I am wrong...

D8

Dino Jjong says:

I am amused

~*~FLAMING CHARISMA~*~ says:

....what are you doing tonight, Jinki hyung?

 
 
 
15 January 2010 @ 11:31 pm


SHINee's diva Almighty Key was spotted in Paris recently shopping, as well as several other places. Photo evidence was taken and more information is on the way.



There were several accounts from around the world stating that they spotted Key shopping in various cities around the world. We at kpop_getdown  vow to keep you updated on Key's alleged World Shopping Tour.

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11 January 2010 @ 04:31 pm

It was reported Wednesday that SHINee's coordinator/stylist was in a train wreck last week. The entire train was destroyed and there were many casualties.

But before you celebrate, SHINee's stylist noona was found uninjured under a pile of loose rubble. She emerged completely unscathed although most of the passengers around her were seriously injured. She said at the site of the crash that she saved herself at the last moment by shielding herself with a photo of Kim Jonghyun with his blonde hair. She also said that she carries the photo around for good luck.

"Jonghyun is a raptor," She said. "Not even a train will fuck with a raptor."


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09 January 2010 @ 10:47 pm

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04 January 2010 @ 09:05 pm

Dino Jjong says:

We know things, Jinki hyung

Jinki says:

Maybe I should move out..

KEY KIBUM says:

Shit no, Jinki.

We can't have you live alone BY YOURSELF.

Who knows what you'd end up doing.

Jinki says:

W-what is that supposed to mean

Dino Jjong says:

youre right kibum, he would get pretty bad .. kekekekekekekeekee

KEY KIBUM says:

See, Jinki 8D we do know you.

Jinki says:

I DON'T UNDERSTAND D8

KEY KIBUM says:

THAT'S YOUR SANGTAE AT WORK

Jinki says:

YOU'RE MEAN

Dino Jjong says:

not our fault

KEY KIBUM says:

Hnnnng Jjong~

KEY KIBUM says:

    ....jjong.

KEY KIBUM says:

    JJONG.

Dino Jjong says:

wait what

KEY KIBUM says:

TOO LATE, YOU MADE ME WAIT

I WAS TIRED OF WAITING

Dino Jjong says:

... kibum is so pretty

KEY KIBUM says:

I'm sleeping with Taeminnie tonight D8<

Jinki says:

YOU MAKE ME SICK D8

Dino Jjong says:

ok i'll come too

KEY KIBUM says:

Can't, the bed is already so full with three bodies.

Dino Jjong says:

i'll just sleep on top of you

8D

KEY KIBUM says:

Minho wouldn't allow itttt~

Jinki says:

...oh my gdosjfasdfsdf

Dino Jjong says:

ok then i'm sleeping with jinki hyung

KEY KIBUM says:

Whatever, just don't get his sangtae.

Dino Jjong says:

no, he'll just get my awesome 8D

Jinki says:

WAIT. ...

KEY KIBUM says:

Well, I have Taemin and Minho to treat my needs~~

Dino Jjong says:

 :(

KEY KIBUM says:

Besides Minho is bigger 8D

Jinki says:

hahahaha minho is taller than jjong ah hahahahahaha

KEY KIBUM says:

Oh Jinki u__u

 
 
 
04 January 2010 @ 07:43 pm
 

 
It's January and DBSK's Yoochun is already wearing sandals.

As this is a serious fashion faux pas (there's still four months until spring! omo!), no one is quite sure why he loves these open-toed, out-of-season monstrosities so much.

One magazine dared to ask him the question we're all afraid to ask.

Magazine: Micky Yoochun, Why do you so often wear sandals?

Yoochun:
Because I don’t like to wear socks.

Magazine: Oh?

Yoochun: Yes. I have around 20-30 pairs [of sandals]. If I buy more, I will definitely wear it for 1 to 2 years. I like to get the best use of the products I buy, so I use them even when they're close to falling apart.

Violating the Sacred Fashion Code for something as trivial as disliking socks?

The Fashion Police reported that they are closing in and plan to take action as soon as possible.

edit:

we found some never-before-seen** photos of a person believed to be Yoochun's mother walking through an airport.

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edit 2:

Upon further investigation by our highly potent investigations team, we have come to the conclusion that the ajumma in the picture is actually Yoochun himself, not his mother.
Sorry for any bedwetting or unwanted excitement we caused you. Please carry on with your day.

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